October 24th, 2008 |
Koala bears aren’t really bears — TRUE. Koalas are kangaroos pretending to be bears.
Panda bears aren’t really bears — LIE. Well, Giant Pandas are one of the eight species of bear.
Black bears only attack when one is between a mother and cubs — This isn’t necessarily true. I’m not saying you should get between a mom and her cubs, but if you want to, it’s up to you; you might survive.
Grizzly bears only attack when one is between a mother and her cubs –
Sun bears aren’t real — would you believe my wife doesn’t believe in Sun Bears? I’m even going to pump money into a bear charity and she still doesn’t believe!
Red pandas are real bears — false. RATS.
Honeybears like honey — FALSE. Honeybears ONLY eat meat. They need 100-200 lbs. per day, depending on sex. The name, “honey”, comes from the color of their fur. Few men have ever seen a honeybear.
Cheetahs are the fastest animal — see 7.
Polar bears are endangered — Socialist drivel. Polar bears can beat anything/one.
Grizzly bears are mean — they’re 90% lonely, 10% bored.
Posted in Animal Rights, Animal-people interaction, Bear, Grizzly Bear, Honeybear, Panda Bear, Sun Bear, polar bear by arcticaribou | No Comments »
