Guinea Pig Parade of Tears

August 7th, 2008 |

This is absolutely tragic. These sickos in Peru dress up their Guinea pigs, take them out for parade and slaughter them. And then they eat them right then and there. Hey! I have an idea! Let’s take a bunch of PEOPLE and parade them down Broadway and eat them. How about that?

Bearscare.org endorses John McCain for president.

February 6th, 2008 |

Just now I took a quick glance at all the major candidates’ websites and McCain’s was the only one that made any mention of anything even remotely close to bears or other wildlife (the Parks Service). This is deeply disturbing to me. I have tentatively decided to endorse John McCain for president but feel that his commitment to bear conservation is lacking. I hope that he will address my concerns over the next few months.

Obama and Clinton only care about global warming. Global warming is important as it affects polar bears, but it needs to be addressed in that context. I am very concerned that the bears will be overlooked in any democratic plan to reverse climate change. All they care about is rising water levels in Florida. Well boo-hoo. Who cares? Huckabee didn’t even mention environment/animal issues as far as I could tell. We need to save the seals and we need to save the polar bears. We need a president who is not afraid.

I will be submitting videos to youtube with questions for the debates. And if those questions aren’t answered, the people who pick questions will feel my scourge. Especially that clown Anderson Cooper.