Great idea

July 13th, 2010 |

OK, I just got this great idea for a new car; I don’t know what its name will be yet, but this is a winner for sure. No windows. None. Only cameras. “Why?”, you may ask. Simple: windows mean that possible assailants can see you, point guns at you, conspire against you, etc. So, this thing is 100% metal. And what if a camera fails? Well, though unlikely, in such an event, explosive bolts under the chassis would fire, launching the vehicle ~200 meters into the air, and a multiply redundant camera system would determine a safe place to land, thus allowing the “driver” to exit unharmed. This vertical escape method could also be used in the few instants after a collision given an alternate software/firing configuration.

France Mourns Loss of Beloved Citizen

December 9th, 2009 |

A sad day for Bearscare (a simple request, guys)

January 28th, 2009 |

I’m in Bear country for the weekend. See you in Monday. I don’t have 3g-only edge-on my iPhone so this is the best I can do. Hang in there, everybody.

January 16th, 2009 |

Server change / site update

January 10th, 2009 |

Bearscare Year in Review

January 1st, 2009 |

Seekers

December 1st, 2008 |

Did you mean drivel?

October 18th, 2008 |

Pluto should be destroyed

April 17th, 2008 |

Alligator just wants a ride

April 17th, 2008 |