BEARSCARE

I was recently made aware of an amazing creature. It’s the WEREBEAR. According to this website,

The werebear is a creature closely related to the werewolf. A werebear is like a werewolf, but bigger, stronger, and more formidable because it turns into a bear instead of a wolf. In many legends from northern Europe, the two creatures appear side-by-side in the same legends.

I can’t believe I hadn’t pondered the existence of werebears before. I guess I just don’t think much about werewolves since usually my animal thoughts turn to bear thoughts and so thoughts of werewolves would naturally lead me to the conclusion that, if bears are better than wolves (obviously true) and some wolves are werewolves (true), then some bears must be werebears. That is a valid, strong argument using deductive which infallibly proves the existence of werebears.

Most wearbears are grizzly-human hybrids, but occasionally there are black bear-human hybrids. Obviously honeybear werebears do not exist because the honeybear would eat itself during the first human-bear transition and thus would never become a full bear in the zoological sense. Thanks and good night.

PS: I’ll be posting more about werebears throughout my life.

Yes.

You’re going to be hearing about this one a lot, so remember you heard it here first.

Here’s what happened. Some kids were walking down the Montauk beach (that’s in New York, USA) and they found this horrible creature:

No one is really sure who or what it is. Some say it’s a turtle without its shell, but that’s stupid. Others say it’s a dog. Idiots. It’s clear to me this is either a new species or a hybrid, with the latter being most likely. Case closed.

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