The Mexican Pig Virus
The Mexican Pig Virus, colloquially known as “Swine Flu”, is a strain of Influenza called H1N1. This designation was assigned by American President Barack Obama on 4/29/2009. The Mexican Pig Virus is currently a class 5 pandemic and is expected to wipe out an appreciable portion of the world’s pig population. The Mexican Pig Flu can be caught by humans and is sometimes fatal. Here is a list of facts to dispell some common myths people email me about:
- Pig flu is not just for pigs. People can catch it too. Try not to get too close to pigs for a couple weeks until this thing passes over.
- Pig flu is deadly. A bunch of people have already died of it and countless pigs too.
- Mexican Pig flu isn’t only in Mexico. Pig flu has been found in America, Israel, Spain and New Zealand. It is unstoppable and it is everywhere
- Pig flu is nearly 100% fatal under certain conditions.
My recommendation is that everybody avoid close contact with pigs and close contact with people who have regular contact with pigs. If you know that a loved one has pig flu, send a card or something but KEEP AWAY. Your loved one is extremely contagious and probably dellusional. There have been reports of pig flu victims biting others that get too close to them and then making unusual grunting sounds.
It is estimated that over 18 million humans worldwide are currently suffering from pig flu. There are no know cures. Keep checking back here for updates. Good luck and Godspeed.
A big pig with a smaller pig
My grandma has the pig flu! She is acting up more than usual. Usually I smack her around when she acts up but I’m keeping my distance until the pig flu is gone.
This pig virus doesn’t have to be lethal. I live on a farm and know “Havoc Huskie 240″ http://www.doityourself.com/invt/7323223 kills pigs and their viruses too,
Tom, someone in my family has the pig flu. She knows I add things to her food. How do you apply “Havoc Huskie 240″?
You cant catch the pig flu if you wear a condom
Damn it! Pig flu or not, Grandma is getting a talking to!
Is this site run by war loving republicans or what? Republicans are always so worried about fighting. It worries me they allow you to vote. You don’t win wars by fighting, you win through surrender. The same is true of this virus. Zeek, bring your grandmother to the hospital and Tom, stop curing things with your rat poison!