PREGANT WOMAN GETS HIT BY CAR AFTER BEING CHASED BY BEAR
Every once in a while, a headline comes along that makes me almost headbutt my laptop and then get a little nauseous. This is not one of those times. This time, I actually DID headbutt my laptop and then I DID get nauseous:
PREGNANT WOMAN GETS HIT BY CAR AFTER BEING CHASED BY A BEAR.
OMG. OMG. OMG. OK, check it out. This lady was RUNNING through the woods, carrying a baby, when a GRIZZLY bear started stalking her. She managed to scramble up an embankment ONLY to get hit by a car. The police showed up, checked her out and ROCKED the bear with a gun. The bear didn’t make it, but the woman immortalized the noble beast by giving her kid the middle name, “Bear”. Unbelievable. This may very well be the best headline ever to grace the news in all history. AP, thank you. From the bottom of my brown fur heart, thank you.
RIP, bear. You will be remembered forever in the middle name of a soon-to-be born child.
This was the article that this blog was waiting to write. Congratulations, bearscare. Job well done. You have solidified yourself as a blogosphere icon.
I think it’s awful they killed the bear. What ever happened to drugging an animal and transporting it back to it’s habitat? It sucks the bear just came out of hibernation, only to face an awful ending to it’s life. J-train.
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