Listen up, everybody. It happened. We tried advertizing, but nobody (except for TWO people) clicked on our links. How can you show so little respect for your favorite website?? Well, here it is. We’ve been forced to report non-animal news. Czech it.

Biden Apologizes for blah blah blah

So I guess Joe Biden (who?) got all PISSED OFF and started running his mouth. This Robersts guy said some stuff that Biden didn’t like and blah blah whatever…I can’t take this. Not clicking our links means we die and we have to report this zombie crap. PLEASE. THIS ISN’T CHEAP.