Monster sighted in NY
You’re going to be hearing about this one a lot, so remember you heard it here first.
Here’s what happened. Some kids were walking down the Montauk beach (that’s in New York, USA) and they found this horrible creature:

No one is really sure who or what it is. Some say it’s a turtle without its shell, but that’s stupid. Others say it’s a dog. Idiots. It’s clear to me this is either a new species or a hybrid, with the latter being most likely. Case closed.
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