I’m really sad to report some sad news tonight. Apparently some guy driving a street sweeper in The Bronx ran over the dog pictured below and killed her as her owner still held her leash. Why did this happen? Well, for one, we all know truck drivers hate dogs. I would guess that street sweeper drivers feel the same way. Also, the driver may not have a soul and that would explain a lot.
Hey everybody, here’s the haps. This bear just got married and I’m hibernating with my wife in the OBX. BUT, some serious ships went down recently that I need to write about. Some poor lady got lit up by a black bear in Quebec. Here’s what happened: her husband found her, couldn’t move her and had to deal with an extremely combative black bear.
I don’t know why that bear attacked. Usually black bears are pretty scared of humans and/or friendly towards them. Black bears just want snacks and not you. I hope no other bears get any stupid ideas because of this one bear’s poor judgment. Humans are NOT food, OK? We produce food, and that’s fine, but you can’t eat us. When you do eat us, we get mad and write articles and that’s bad publicity. So stop it. Seriously.
Bears just usually hang out in the woods or tree stumps, like this one.
Don’t believe me? Look here.
More black bear information is on Wikipedia.
