Foxnews.com is reporting that some kid was attacked by an unidentified animal. Here is a list of the most likely culprits

  1. Grizzly bear cub
  2. Pack of ravenous nutria
  3. Lost bees
  4. Koalas
  5. Camel spider
  6. Courtney Love
  7. Arctic sea bird
  8. 1 mile of inch worms (63,360 worms)
  9. Aardvark?
  10. Scottish Fold kitten

Actually, I’m almost sure it was the kitten.

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