Mystery animal
Foxnews.com is reporting that some kid was attacked by an unidentified animal. Here is a list of the most likely culprits
- Grizzly bear cub
- Pack of ravenous nutria
- Lost bees
- Koalas
- Camel spider
- Courtney Love
- Arctic sea bird
- 1 mile of inch worms (63,360 worms)
- Aardvark?
- Scottish Fold kitten
Actually, I’m almost sure it was the kitten.

Gotta tell ya, the Scottish fold is one of my favorite cats! Don’t think the kitten did it — concerned reader