If you’ve heard that swarms of ants have invaded Texas but everything is OK because we can exterminate them, get your ears checked because it isn’t true. The ants are here and they’re here to stay. NOBODY–not even President Bush himself–can stop them. We don’t know much about them other than that they’re small, bitey and unkillable. Nobody from the governor’s office is brave enough to go public yet, but they all know (in their hearts) that Texas belongs to the ants now. New Mexico better start making room.

If you must, you can read more here. I don’t particularly recommend it, though. And, as always, if you read something which conflicts this website, it’s absolutely incorrect–don’t believe it.

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