Pluto should be destroyed
Remember some months ago when they de-throned Pluto from planet-hood? Remember how everybody complained? That really irritated me. Pluto isn’t, and never was, a planet. Pluto is a sham. Well, today I was listening to the Kojo Nnamdi Show* on my favorite public radio station and they were talking about the moons of Saturn and somehow they brought up “poor, old Pluto”. Poor Pluto? This has GOT to stop. Pluto is a biggish, cold rock and has no business orbiting OUR Sun.
I say we blow the blasted thing up. Let’s just fire a few ICBMs at it and be done with it. No more discussion. No more “but Pluto is a planet too”. We can just be free to live our lives in peace without having to worry about that con-rock. I blame Clyde Tombaugh. He invented that planet and the myth of the cute, lonely little planet that made kids so upset when real astronomers realized it wasn’t a planet at all.
You know what else? We don’t even have decent pictures of Pluto. Look at this one from Wikipedia:
Are you kidding me? And I bet if we don’t get rid of Pluto, some day its orbit will change to a collision course with Earth. Pluto is just an asteroid. Asteroids kill–that’s their purpose and Pluto is no different.
Your a very stupid person.
The chances of hitting Pluto with an ICBM with current technology are equal to Pluto ever being on a collision course with earth. They would be something like 1,953,211,787,365,488 to 1. Calm down, and get a beer or something.
OK, Chaz, I understand you dislike my idea, but I’m not sure you’re the saltiest nut in the tin either. I am very surprised that the odds of a missile hitting Pluto, one quadrillion nine hundred fifty-three trillion two hundred-eleven billion three seven hundred eighty-seven million three hundred sixty-five thousand four hundred eigthy-eight to one is an integer. Please, could you describe your method for arriving at this number? Because, last I checked, we Americans are very good at sending spacecraft to other planets, such as the voyager probe. I really don’t see why we couldn’t send a missile to Pluto. I am waiting for your answer.
my wewe is greater than your integer hehe
Damn, Chaz. “Your” smart. I bet you got a B+ in first grade. Have you ever considered writing for The Onion? A man of your razor-sharp wit should.
MY NAME IS SALMAN PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT PLUTO IS DESTROYED OR NOT.
Salman,
No, not yet. The folks who make these decisions won’t listen to me.