In the wake of the tragic death of Steve Irwin, we’re all pretty sensitive about stingrays. And now we should be even more so. Today, the media has been reporting on a story of a spotted eagle ray who actually leaped out of the water and killed a woman who was just chillaxing on a a boat! Have you ever heard of a fish killing someone out of the water? I haven’t. The out-of-water realm is where we kill fish, not the other way around, OK? This is messed up. If I find that fish, I’ll eat it.